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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young SLAYER named ALYSON. He was BEFORE DARK SLAYING in the SEXY forest when he met BEAUTIFUL AMBER, a run-away WITCH from the GORGEOUS Queen SARAH.

ALYSON could see that BEAUTIFUL AMBER was hungry so he reached into his VILE and give him his ALLURING BLOOD. BEAUTIFUL AMBER was thankful for ALYSON's BLOOD, so he told ALYSON a very TERRIFYING story about Queen SARAH's daughter ELIZA. How her mother, the GORGEOUS Queen SARAH, kept her locked away in a GRAVE-YARD protected by a gigantic VAMPIRE, because ELIZA was so MAGICAL.

ALYSON SPRANG. He vowed to BEAUTIFUL AMBER the WITCH that he would save the MAGICAL ELIZA. He would RISE the VAMPIRE, and take ELIZA far away from her eveil mother, the GORGEOUS Queen SARAH, and RUN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ATTRACTIVE ECLIPSE and BEAUTIFUL AMBER the WITCH began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic VAMPIRE from his story. GORGEOUS Queen SARAH FORGAVE out from behind a STAKE and struck ALYSON dead. In the far off GRAVE-YARD you could hear a SCREAM.

THE END.

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Tight-fisted

I have just returned from a lunch meeting for the groups admin staff.
Pete Waterman was there.
He's a regular there.
He doesn't tip.

Oh joy!