Somebody whip me

I had a macdonalds for lunch.
I am evil.
We got a free nescafe towel from our stationary etc suppliers.
I want to burn this on the roof in protest,
So I'm only half evil...

I've worked this morning. Been *productive*. And I've eaten (evil) lunch. I really am in an odd mood, but a happy one. I'll get over the maccy-evil by having more of my fair-trade organic coffee later.

*And without evil there could be no good so it must be good to be evil somtimes*
It's all about balance.

Am I forgiven?

(and does sub suit me? Hmmm...)