The Funeral MeMe from inquis

It being Spring, and the time of New Life & Birth (tm), here's something highly appropriate...

Please cut and paste in your journals if you feel so inclined

1) How you like to be packaged?
Wrapped up in plain cloth.

2) Where would you like your package placed?
In a pyre.

3) What kind of funeral ceremony would you like?
Burn the witch! Otherwise known as a pyre-burning.

4) What songs if any would you like?
Poetry please! But I'll be dead, so really, you choose.

5) Would you like a wake?
Whatever people want to do. Hey, I'll be cooked...

EGGPETS!!! Thanks to littlefeardemon

Ah! Icy! Cool!

P!NK

P!nk pole-danced last night.
Yes.

So, P!nk pole-danced, she poked fun at Christina A, her dancers stripped, P!nk pole-danced, performed arial-acrobatics, sang an acoustic set, she didn't sing Numb (boohiss) but she did pole-dance with strippers.

The merchandise stall stocked underwear (I kid ye not). They were charging £12. Profiteering?

If I wasn't gay before...

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Did I mention the stripping? And the blow-up dolls dressed like the Moulin Rougers? And the stripping of them and the simulation of sex acts with the naked dolls? I really should have.
And P!nk's fetishistic tendencies? Bit of a domme...
The sharp-heeled boots?
The hat?
The leather puch-up bra?
Her bondage chair?
Her entrance via a suspended cage?

I'm surprised she's allowed to tour in America. I know some people are a little nervous of *homosexuals*, and P!nk concerts are like mass recruiting rallys... The REAL BRA in full *swing*.

*Waves at akte who truely understands*
*Waves at lisy_babe and hysteria74 who may be a bit perplexed, but bore witness to these Great Things (patent pending)*

So the P!nk branded knickers made us laugh at the time. Now I'm thinking that they should have gone all the way (sorry, Bad and Wrong) and sold P!nk-brand vibrators.

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It has kindly been brought to my attention that I have herein failed to mention the musical part of the performance.
P!nk sounded fantastic. I was most impressed. It was actually the clarity and power of her voice that distracted me and thereby caused me to miss much of the stripping. She was that Good.

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