2004-10-05

kimkali: (My face)
2004-10-05 11:11 am

(no subject)

I'm getting old.
I'm tired. My bones ache. And I had goldenshred marmalade on toast for breakfast.
I'll be getting a brown furry snake draft excluder with big marbles for eyes next.
kimkali: (I am...)
2004-10-05 02:27 pm

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