Green

I am a camelion.
Last night I was green.
Being green enables you to come into work two hours late without reprimand. It also allows you to leave when you want. I have decided upon 15:00, so as to avoid the school rush and rush hour.
Perhaps this is death by comedy. Out until past midnight at a very excellent gig. Today I have to work on the script for the team sketch. Yes. Part of my job is to make a pratt out of my coworkers and myself for the entertainment of the entire organisation. Any ideas for a good comedy buzzer noise for a rather bored contestant? There is already a human beat box (for the chav) and a miaow (for the little miss perfect).
There is paper everywhere, but, thankfully, it is not mine.
I am *dieting*.
What is it making screaming so appealing?

MeMe - Stroke my ego (from barty)

Think of something really nice about me... if you can...

Post it in the comments section so all my 'friends' can read how great I am.

Post this me-me in your LJ so I don't look like the only insecure attention seeker.

Bask in the glory of how wonderful we both are and try beat the number of comments I receive.