You are a Random cat! Also known as an alley cat or a mutt. You aren't given to high-falutin' ways, but you're accessible and popular. People love you for who you are, not what you are.
Right now, at this moment, at 16:33 on Monday 13th December 2004, in South East London, on Borough High Street, in an office with no natural light, no radio and no ventilation, I am utterly and completely and uncompromisingly happy.