This is not cryptic.

So what if there are roadwords and diversions!
Who cares if the trains run late!
Pah I say Pah to security alerts and more roadworks!
And July rain!
And do we mind the work-coffee being a crime against beans? No!

I'm not much of a poet and I know it

What a wonderful day!

*little white vibrating rabbits and very pink business cards*

One O'clock and still smug...

Good afternoon.
I have an Evil Scheme (tm)...
I am going to be thinking of Evil Scheme (tm) this afternoon.
For perhaps thoughts of Evil Scheme (tm) will keep me awake.

Oh, and I've found a place that'll do Direct Access with CBT, probably with a double discount, with no additional charge for weekends, for £500mumble. Fantastic!

And I'm getting pink (there is not other word for it, they almost *glow*) business cards!
And I have biscuits!
And the office to myself!
And and and *smugpurrdreamyEvilSchemegrin*

Romance is not dead, it just occasionally renders one rather close to it the morning after.

BaaBaaBaa

Ask me three questions.
Any three questions.
Be anonymous if you prefer.

I will give three answers.

Then be a curious sheep yourself, should you be so brave.