Dead Lines

I have two hours until (New)BossLady is back... She wants to have lots of things to read... There's a word for this. Spike uses it a lot.
Saw Good People last night, and Once more with feeling...
Right, now to see just how efficient* I am.

*efficient:
1 - how much actual work can I do in two hours.
2 - how much work can I make look done in two hours.

Step away from LJ.
No, not that way, for over there lies eBay and procrastination. That's it. Word... now the file... you're getting there!

[ED or you could hit your chin on the desk whilst working on option 2 and add 3 - sympathy]

[update]
Joking aside (hahaha) it has been difficult to get as much done as quickly as I would have usually for 1 - this is a NewJob in a new organisation and 2 - (New)BossLady has been away, as have many other members of staff I would otherwise have been able to talk to. I have been deserted. Yes. And I have procrastinated and struggled to get some things that will in a month be very straight forward.
ION Oxfam are recruiting again.

I wanna save the world I do I do I do!

I have chocolate covered coffee beans.
I am working stupidly fast.
These two facts may be related.

I went to have a look at the news (part of my job is research so nur) and there are hurricans and typhoons and crashes and explosions and what article to I read?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4217796.stm

More research
http://java.europe.yahoo.com/uk/uip/prideandprejudice/site/flashSite.htm

Damn I'm good/lucky/optimistic

I just checked my ToDo list. Panic is futile - I've done most of it.

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My ToDo list has actually got smaller.
Apparently people have been passing things to me in BossLadys absence they should have been doing themselves. Naughty people!
Hehehe. Yup, back on track. And I can do a few early finishes each week so woo!