One of those days...

There will be screaming and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
It's a cliché for a reason. This deserves nothing better.

...for young and old alike...

You Are A: Puppy!

Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and outgoing nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Duckling or a Duck
You are least like a: Turtle or a MouseWhat Cute Animal Are You?

I was nearly natures definition of innocence... just in case you needed confirmation of the highly scientific nature of this meme.
I am too busy to meme today. See? Yup. Guess I didn't come close to being a tutle because I do not give a sh!t.