Bad Pun

It is probably very un-PC for me to be so pleased that the new IT person (who will be sitting next to me) is a young, attractive, accented female.

I just don't know what to do with myself

Sanity is currently resting rather precariously on Pandora's choice of music.
[insert work rant, centering on death-by-spreadsheets]
[insert PMS rant, centering on conflicting desires]
[insert new icons of Dancing]
[insert coffee]

Strip like me

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3850375982067417702&q=genre%3Amusic+garbage

Shirley Manson in a gothic nurses outfit stripping