Spreadsheets or death?

Hinterwebs are broken.
The world is doomed.
Like spouses in Iowa, these two may or may not be related.

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I can't read comments or cuts etc for the hinterweb has failed. I don't understand why I can still post though. This is heartbreaking indeed. Google-fu is off-line. Research capabilities severely reduced. Tech are blaming the server. Deadline tomorrow morning. This is not helpful. The spreadsheet of death is teetering on the edge of completion. It has been a long week, yet so quick. Rain is coming and the sky has turned the colour of a fairytale ocean.