Birds and bees and blooms and thongs

Dear World
How are you?
Has anything happened in the days I have been offline?
Is there anything I should know, or you'd like to tell me?
~big hug~
Me

Dear Boss
You are not in today.
There is also no milk. So no coffee.
So no motivation.
~smug~
Me

Dear Spring
Natalie Portman doing the splits The Hard Way in a teeny thong...
Oh...
~distracted~
Me

warning

I am having another one of those dangerously fabulous weeks.