Clever girl

So Kim, why is it you are feeling ill?
Could it be that you have eaten not one but two hoi sin duck wraps in the past 24 hours?
Hoi sin and duck wraps with cucumber, lettuce and onion.
And what did you discover you were allergic / sensitive to yesterday?
That's right, cucumber.
There there Kim, there there.

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