I am hungry.

[kimkali]

Yes. I want food. Me. Wanting to be fed.
And I am tied to my desk.

Any volunteers to
1 - cut me free
2 - feed me

One or t'other.

(feel the need for a *light* post after the earlier essay... which none of you naughty people have commented on. Is this apathy or boredom?)

I've been alone in here too long...

Comments

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Nonono. An unidentified object is a whatsit, a form of snack food (they're crisps, dammit, not chips, chips are *hot* and covered in ketchup) is a Wotsit :)

The whatsit could also be a whosit or a thingamebob or an oojamaflibbet. Or a doodah.

Ah, English slang, how I love my encyclopaedic knowledge of you when it enables me to correct American Harry Potter fanfic writers in a really pedantic way :)

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

That is a very good, if not the best, reason to be pedantic.

Ra you!

Flibberjib I am sure means something...

I think it might involve dolphins.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

I think you mean flibbertigibbet (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flibbertigibbet) :)

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Yes, I would mislay the meaning to that word.

Yupyup.

X K