Working from home

Good morning!
Hahahaha!
Coffee and sofa and lillies and okay procrastination but I still haven't had breakfast.
Second pot of Real Coffee, yes, Coffee! Coffee from ground up Guatamalan beans :D
And the small matter of selling the benefits of a non-existent building.

Pirates stole my work

So... Keira Knightly in a corset, yes, that'll help me concentrate.
You can almost see what I was trying to achieve... a less formal atmosphere (which is after all a reason to work at home), a selected distraction to create a focus for non-work energy, entertainment to negate boredom... all these things.
Keira Knightly in a corset, a corset which I know is about to get very wet and then be cut off,

Um...

Shoulder rub?

I do not feel well. I think I may have poisoned myself. Fun.
I am tired but still have work to do. Pain is distracting, as is the general urgh. And the headache. Yeah that sucks too. And I'd like a shoulder rub. That'd be nice. Oh yes. Very nice.
What I really want is to get this silly thing written so I can go to bed.
Well, what I really want has nothing to do with work.
Maybe there should be beer.

Garbage

( I will sell my soul for something pure and true )