Overheard... aka get your tampon love, you've pulled

Girl #1: Hi...What are you drinking?
Girl #2: Hi. It's rum and cranberry.
Girl #1: Are you single?
Girl #2: Yeah
Girl #1: I love my boyfriend...but sometimes I just wanna fck other people.
Girl #2 just stares at Girl 1.
Girl #1: Have you ever been in love?
Girl #2: Yeah
Girl #1: Didn't you ever just wanna fck other people?
Girl #2: Umm...no. Not when I was with him. You might have a problem.
Girl #1: Wanna go to the bathroom?
Girl #2: Definitely not.

--The Hairy Monk
Overheard by: Shannon
From Overheard in New York

The wrong trousers

See me flee the office in glee off for a mini shopping spree!
Hmm, but do I make plans to meet someone at a pub or for dinner or something, or get an early night while I still can?