Mother Nature and The Lesbian

[kimkali]

http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/05/robertson-blames-hurricane-on-choice-of-ellen-deneres-to-host-emmys/


ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS
Lesbian is New Orleans native


Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”

Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres’ growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. “Now we know why things took a turn for the worse,” he explained.

In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.

He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to be of sexually deviant persuasions.

“God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,” Robertson declared. “But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”



Thanks lisy_babe!!!

This is the same guy who said, in 1992, that feminism leads to women killing their children. I guess the wrath of god is the next logical step.

Comments

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

masochist :P

[roadkillgerbil.livejournal.com]

Wow. I want my sexual deviance to bring death and destruction as well. If it can manage a whole nation, so much the better.

[lemonmerchant.livejournal.com]

If your selected nation is the United States, I implore you to wait until middle January or so, when I will be safely on foreign shores.

[roadkillgerbil.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best. Any states I could use to get a head start. I really should be getting a move on if I want the whole lot within 6 months.

[lemonmerchant.livejournal.com]

Well, I suggest starting on the West Coast. It's near the ocean, there are a few volcanoes, and there's the San Andreas Fault that you might be able to nudge.

I hear the spooky gods are offering bonus points if you can vanquish Hollywood and Las Vegas in one shot. Of course, I also hear that Tony Blair drinks vodka and bleach martinis, so my information may be slightly suspect.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Just little deaths, and mainly in France.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Still not the craziest christian evangelical explanation for the hurricane. The proud holder of that record is that the hurricane was gods punishment upon the US for stallion buggery not being illegal in the state of Washington.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Now that *is* special.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

And how I wish I were lying to you.

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2005_09_04_patriotboy_archive.html#112597850682429788


(Hmm. I think the link is correct. The page isn't loading right now for me to check though.)

Wait, this might be it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/blaming-katrina-on-gays-_b_6856.html

Yup, it's that second one. The first link is where I found the story originally.

[cornflakegirl23.livejournal.com]

Here's another Christian bigot with 'views' about what caused the destruction in New Orleans.

As my wonderful vicar said in church last night, with a twinkle in his eye, we all know that God is far more worried about our sexual behaviour than about our destruction of the world by global warming.

[lucifermourning.livejournal.com]

::bangs head against wall.
and people voted for him.
for president.
not that many people, but...

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

People did.
*The Fear*

We have Blair...

[lucifermourning.livejournal.com]

yeah.
bush.
we win.
or rather, lose.

[gavroche2000.livejournal.com]

It's more a case that God hates black people in New Orleans, n'est ce pas? Or even Jazz. I love Pat robertson. With people like him, we don't even need to argue that televangelists make america ridiculous. Spent much time in New York watching them on NETWORK telelvision and laughing my arse off. Really, the defense rests.