Codine and tea and badgers and sloths and now hypothetical questions

[kimkali]

How would you react to being told you had "the perfect body for sex"?

Comments

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I'd be flattered but shocked with disbelief.

[doris.livejournal.com]

If it were my body they were talking about, I wouldn't believe them.

[tim-skellington.livejournal.com]

Offer the person in question my glasses, a strong drink and the number of a good doctor. Not necessarily in that order :)

[laumiere.livejournal.com]

Depends who told me!

How are you?

*grins*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

acknowledge the truth?

"Of course I do, well done for noticing"

And if they were cute, give them the opportunity to find out :)

[anonymous-james.livejournal.com]

"Way to go making me as nothing more than a sex object, thanks" *dripping with sarcasm*
or
"Yes, but you'll never find out"
or
something more positive if the person actually has redeeming features.

[ex-thankyouk577.livejournal.com]

As a pick-up line, or as an objective assessment?

I have no idea why, but the first thing that I imagined is that you were having a conversation with a friend that turned to the subject of the benefits of different anatomical types...

[celticwitch-0.livejournal.com]

Laugh, and tell them they really need to have their eyes tested :)