By all the Bels in all the Hels

[kimkali]

I have not slept. I am on the first day of the first period of 2006. It's Monday morning.
I have just had almost an hour long meeting about venture capitalists and equity realisations. WTF indeed*
I do not want to see a two hour presentaion about databases this afternoon.

*think of it like this, why go do highway robbery when everywhere they go has valet?

Comments

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Ah... but see, you'll stay awake... I stand a Very Real chance of actually passing out.

[emsy.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest painting eyes on your eyelids, that way if you do fall asleep it'll seem like you're awake. Apart from if you snore. Then your cover may be blown.

Or, say you take in information better if you do this new form of meditation. Funnily enough it looks exactly like you're sleeping but in fact you've moved onto a higher conciousness where you can really take in the information on a higher spiritual level, and therefore be both a better person and employee.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

See one on one that might work... r50 other people, perhaps not...
But hmm... if I still feel like this in two hours I might try it...

[emsy.livejournal.com]

Am hoping your database talk is really quite thrilling. I use databases, I know how terribly exciting they can be.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Oh wow! Like totally freak me out! I said right on!
Yeah...

[emsy.livejournal.com]

Groovy database fun.

Tell me a fact you learnt from your database talk, to show you were listening.