I am hungry.

[kimkali]

Yes. I want food. Me. Wanting to be fed.
And I am tied to my desk.

Any volunteers to
1 - cut me free
2 - feed me

One or t'other.

(feel the need for a *light* post after the earlier essay... which none of you naughty people have commented on. Is this apathy or boredom?)

I've been alone in here too long...

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[akte.livejournal.com]

tied to your desk? *raises an eyebrow* now that could sound interesting...

*hands you the twisties she's munching on*

will twisties do? they are very nice! but not very healthy. But it is 1am here and the sandwich shop doesn't open till 5am, so i can't get myself any decent food till then.

i am yet to read your earlier post - promise i will do soon...

i'll be there in a week!!!

hurrah!

u still coming to the airport???

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

What are twisties?

Airport...airport...now why would I be going to an airport....

:P

[akte.livejournal.com]

oh NO! England doesn't have Twisties??? that's it. I'm not coming! *grins* Twisties are cheese flavoured crisps, but they are kinda long and round shaped. Hard to describe. They are called Twisties 'cause they twist!

airport...hmmm...not sure why you'd be going there exactly. I did hear someone mention once that some aussie bird was flying in but i've not had confirmation of that...

i figured you'd just go to the airport to people watch. It's a very good place to partake in such an activity!

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

I have been known to people watch.

Aussie bird eh... Not that Holly Valance! Ra!

No, we have no twisties, but we do have wotsits.

[akte.livejournal.com]

people watching is fun. i enjoy it a lot.

Holly Valance? after showing her obvious disgust for "gayness"? i don't find her very interesting at all...

wotsits? thats what i call something when i can't remember what it's called! a wotsit, or a thingamijig

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I did not realise HV was so negative. She seemed *nice*. And not against GOGA.

GOGA.

I think I like that. Girl on girl action - GOGA. Go Girl! GOGA!

Right.

Wotsits.

You have much to learn. Wotsits, you will like.

Monster Munch are better though. Pickled Onion is The Best flavour.

I use oooeeerrrtthhheeeeeeewwwaaaoooooooo noises when I don't know a word. Or say something that sounds similar. Most people can guess.

BTW I named the photocopier Percy. He's a panasonic. I don't know how he came to be a he.

[akte.livejournal.com]

GOGA is the best ;) it's been *way* too long since i've had any (hello 18months how are you?!)

i often make up words, or make random noises too...or just use the word "thing" as in, "you know...the THING...the THING that goes clack" or whatever...

Does Percy deserve "he" status? Does he do things when you ask him to or not?

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

No, he's a bit naughty.

I guess thats why

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Nonono. An unidentified object is a whatsit, a form of snack food (they're crisps, dammit, not chips, chips are *hot* and covered in ketchup) is a Wotsit :)

The whatsit could also be a whosit or a thingamebob or an oojamaflibbet. Or a doodah.

Ah, English slang, how I love my encyclopaedic knowledge of you when it enables me to correct American Harry Potter fanfic writers in a really pedantic way :)

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

That is a very good, if not the best, reason to be pedantic.

Ra you!

Flibberjib I am sure means something...

I think it might involve dolphins.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

I think you mean flibbertigibbet (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flibbertigibbet) :)

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Yes, I would mislay the meaning to that word.

Yupyup.

X K

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

I are an mean cook, sadly though, i only conjure dreams in my own kitchen :D